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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

"In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me."
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10 Word Poem" series - #31 (via bl-ossomed)

 

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Unless you make today memorable.

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witches-and-warlocks:

so I’m on facetime with my boyfriend and I’m helping him with his science homework on the atomic model so he’s showing me the questions and I’m explaining them and he just says “baby how do I do this one?” so I look up and he wrote I love you on his paper and I just

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grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”